this was funnier in my head

Then you must be in hysterics

I really, really don’t comprehend the psychology of people like Dave Chappelle and J.K. Rowling.  If I made ten times as much money as God, I can guarantee that I would not become a public nuisance because I wouldn’t be a public anything.  Rest assured that if I ever hit the bigtime, you will never see hide nor hair of me again.

Imagine having the ability to do literally anything you want and choosing to spend your time being an overblown social media troll and yelling at teenagers.  Couldn’t be me.

This post has already made a big splash in the “How dare you be sort of dismissive about this celebrity I like” community

microdosing in living in the 80s by smoking on my porch without my phone and thinking about the cold war

in fucking tears over keanu reeves reaction to NFTs

interviewer: —buy these NFTs for $50, um. and so like when you think about the concept of digital scarcity and things that are, you know that can’t be copied,

keanu: that are easily reproduced? hehe heeheheheee!!

interviewer: (while keanu is still laughing) well. (huffs) but they’re not the same—